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(One! Two!)

Here's to what's left of humanity.
I call it the last glimpse of a wholesome breed.
I say, "Help me."
Please (Please help me)
Help (Save all these)
Me (Stupid Kids from themselves!)

You see these kids in their skimpy clothes
just marching about the streets like they're cheap-ass hoes
and I'm like, "Hell no."
Oh (Oh hell no)
Hell (You damn hoes)
No (I feel so bad for your dads!)

Guys treat girls like jerks just feel like they're men
but they are just cocky pigs with human arms and legs
and we say, "Fuck them."
All (I'm not your)
Of (Bro, asshole.)
Them (If I was Santa you'd get coal!)

Morality will have its day
but 'till then I need your help to make an end
to all this Horse Shit.
This (It's horse shit.)
Horse (All of it.)
Shit (It's horse shit. All of it!)


from Thousand Dollar Paper Weight (Demo), released September 14, 2014



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